An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one
hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He
says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He
gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee and the Indian
drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket,
throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the
shotgun, then walks out.
Four days later the Indian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the
other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter,
"Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning
up from the last time you were in here. What the heck
was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive
Management job. Drink coffee, shoot the shit and
disappear for a few days.
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