Two Hillbillies from Kentucky walk into the local bar to wash
from their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a
beer and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so,
it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The Hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt
cheeks in a circular motion. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his
beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick"
maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it
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